March 2010
16 posts
“At high noon, shadows are supposed to disappear, and we’re living in the...”
– Ravi Zacharias
Aaaaaannnnnddddddd Taco Bell joins the fish craze! Hooray for instant vomit!
“I am fine, I am fine, I am fine, I am fine
I just need 100 dollars
From you...”
– Andy Hull (Manchester Orchestra)
Electric Feel
-MGMT
Just saying.
“The hospital will provide a dictionary. Bring a thesaurus.”
– Oscar
He’s a real nowhere man sitting in his nowhere land.
“Let me explain something to you. Uh, I am not “Mr. Lebowski”....”
– The Dude
Has anyone else noticed that every fast food restaurant is pushing fish?
Every. Single. One.
He made him who knew no sin to be sin on our behalf that we might become the righteousness of God in him.
Hey guys! Only 40 minutes until we can willfully shun Jay Leno! Hooray!
Mike leaving for work: See you guys later Jesse: Cram it Steve!
I’ll tell you what I don’t like: iTunes won’t make Genius mixes based off of Beatles songs.
Less than adequate, Apple.
February 2010
18 posts
Wow. 24 seconds left. I’ve never cared more about hockey than right now.
iamdavidcook:
“It takes two when it used to take one.”
— I’m fractured…in the faaaallllllll, and I wanna go home.
If I’m elected as mayor, my first order of business will be to kill the whole lot of you, and burn your town to cinders.
Upcoming video
We were away all weekend…so I couldn’t post anything…but worry not! There is some amazing video footage that I’ll be editing down for maximum hilariousness.
Hopefully I’ll have it up tonight.
WatchManchester Orchestra
You ever catch a minced fish?
WatchThere has never been a more sane person than R. Kelly
Probably the best website ever made. →
I was looking at drum shields when I noticed a strange consistency among the websites that sell them:
drumshields1.com clearsonic.com drumperfect.com drumshields.com drumone.com etc. etc. etc.
Every website that sells drum shields looks like it was made by my grandparents.
I think there are only two people in the Black Eyed Peas. Those other two are just tenaciously persistent stalkers.
It’s a good thing she had that SWAT team. Cause it looked like Sasha Fierce was about to attack the audience.
Ease up, scary lady.
January 2010
30 posts
My favorite Beach Boys song is Back in the U.S.S.R. by the Beatles.
Colin Hanks
I like Colin Hanks as an actor, because I like closing my eyes and pretending that he’s Tom Hanks.
It’s fun. You should try it.
Captain Geech and the Shrimp Shack Shooters.
Who are your influences?
(via bringtheruckuss)
“It’s snowing!”
– Tootles
“Correct me if I’m wrong Sandy, but if I kill all the golfers,...”
– Carl Spackler
Nooooooooooooooo! →
Nooooooooooooooooo!
Axe Cop →
Illustrated by Ethan Nicolle (age 29)
Witten by Malachai Nicolle (age 5)
RainyMood.com →
A 15 minute audio loop of a thunderstorm.
You will chill out.
Apple iPad →
Look! An iPod Touch that doesn’t fit in your pocket! Hooray!
